I woke up today and I noticed that the sun
was just a little bit brighter.
Of course that was after I read the most
scandalous article in the paper
that was firmly tangled in my hair.
Wondering where my shoes had disappeared to,I began my search.
It really is as great around here as if
Picasso himself had smeared feces on the wall.
The smell of the putrid pine nuts
festering in league with the fetid flesh
of farm animals.
Ah yes found them, however I don't remember vomit being a main component of shoe leather.
You see, I've been sleeping here lately.
Wonderfully close to my favorite bar,
work, and hell,the rent is free.
Hey Cletus, you still have that comb in your shopping cart?
Sorry, what was that you were saying?
Almost forgot, we have that meeting with Linderman about your IRA tracking today.
Don't miss this chance to enhance your portfolio.
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